Payton

The most amazing person you will ever meet, eyeliner always on fleek. She looks awesome all the time. A badass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone. Great at bowling, entergetic AF. Also loves coffee.

Payton shoved me to the ground for coffee.

Man just called Payton a bitch and she said 'thank you'

by Baes4days March 4, 2017

Payton

She can think highly of herself and her friends and is true in every way. She doesn't think about anything outside of her circle or consequenses. Payton stays true to her friends is really hyper and flexible. She will do whatever she wants and isn't shy about it. She isn't pety. She might think to highly of herself. Payton needs to remember, not everyone loves her. She should be okay with that.

Payton: *makes offensive joke for attention*

Payton: Of course I'm your best friend!

Also Payton: I'm sorry u a loser lol

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Payton Reanne Aper

PROM?
~ NJ

Payton Reanne Aper is an amazing person who means alot to me and I don't know what I'd do without her.

by notnmj April 1, 2019

The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008

Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.

Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!

by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'

Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.

Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain

Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson

by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009