I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.

DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"

by Sky49 November 17, 2009

P.I.M.P.

P- player
I- interested,in
M- makin'
P- progess

I'm a pimp down day in da Boro!!!

by Double A all da way June 11, 2005

P.I.M.P

pussy is my purpose

essentially a P.I.M.P is only after the pussy. and lots of it.

by pinkflamingo10 September 2, 2010

c.p.w.a.p.

Common accronym meaning "Cartoon Porn With A Purpose."

Example: the directions in a condom box are best when illustrated using c.p.w.a.p.

by r.hatchling July 17, 2016

𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀

Turn your phone around

Please 𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀

by Igorisgay March 5, 2020

P.I.M.P

Paper In My Pocket - BlingSupply.com knows the real definition of P.I.M.P. Has nothing to do with street whores.

I am a pimp because I gots Paper in my Pockets. I am a P.I.M.P.

by Lady Bling April 1, 2007

P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010