soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Soft Drink

A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.

*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”

by JKBRSN July 11, 2018

soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.

Soft Vanilla, lemme get a piece of that ass.

by The Original Soft Vanilla May 8, 2018

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 2, 2017

Soft thick

When she thick with a little tummy but she soft thick

Damn my baby momma was soft thick. I miss that lovein

by Caitybbbaby June 26, 2016

Soft cunt

Someone who is emotionally weak or over sensitive

Wyatt's being a soft cunt by telling people she misses them

by Substrerch January 4, 2016

soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.

My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.

by bashasrus666 June 6, 2018