jesus gun

jesus gun

jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
noun
1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.

Damn that mtz, he pieced out our entire squad with that big bad jesus gun......again.

by mtz81 September 06, 2011

crab with a gun

A crab with a gun is worse than a crab with a knife because it has a gun

Please don't piss off a crab with a gun I rather you just go piss off a crab with a knife instead.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

Gun urethra

The barrel of the firearm.

You have to properly clean your gun urethra.

by AlexDoggo October 11, 2019

guns and ships

A song sung by Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette in Lin Manuel Miranda's musical Hamilton (the best musical ever). It is considered very difficult to sing Lafayette's parts as he sings them very fast.

Broadway musical (2015)
Hamilton the Musical - Guns and Ships Lyrics

BURR:
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
I’m takin this horse by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with bloodstains

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
And I’m never gonna stop until I make ‘em
Drop and burn ‘em up and scatter their remains, I’m

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
Watch me engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Enragin’ em! I’m—

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
I go to France for more funds

COMPANY:
Lafayette!

LAFAYETTE:
I come back with more

LAFAYETTE AND ENSEMBLE:
Guns
And ships

by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017

under the gun

The first person to act in a betting round of poker.

I was under the gun with a pair of jacks.

by Naterz September 27, 2005

ass gun

When one inserts their finger into their ass then aims the finger and blows on it towards an unsuspecting victim. This can also be done with a very filthy belly button.

Shaun just got back from the gym and gave nancy an vicious ass gun.

by Figueiredo August 23, 2007

air gun

A gun used to fire bb's or pellets at various velocities from 100fp/s to 1000fp/s.

I just bought a air gun from wal-mart.

by Hayte December 01, 2004