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Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.
Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
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Life

Something that is hard to get through and understand
by My wifey February 23, 2019
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life

by 1drox January 28, 2015
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a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...
P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"
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Life

A diesease with 100 percent chance of death. Some of us go out quicker than others, but everyone dies at one point or another.
I am diagnosed with life I have another 70ish years to live
by Some random guy on the net October 10, 2017
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life

1)atribute of things that obtain and use energy, excrete waste, reproduce, die, and change/develop
2)a complete and total accident
"I hate myself and i want to die; time to end my life."- famous last words of some guy who had it all figured out
by DonkeyThunder March 3, 2003
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Life

A Discovery Channel tv show that puts all other tv shows to shame. Once you start watching it you might as well cancel all other plans for the day. It's like Call of Duty for smart people.
"Why don't we see Kevin anymore.."

"He got addicted to Life."
by seamorlife May 1, 2010
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