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Nasal Ejaculation

1: An ejaculation of mucus through the nose.

2a: What happens when you laugh so hard phlegm shoots out of your nose at high speeds.

2b: What happens when you express concentrated emotion through your nose through snorking (surprise), laughing (happiness) or just plain breathing out through your nose waaay too fast* (shocked disbelief).

*Usually happens at the same time as you spit out what ever beverage is in your mouth.
Person 1: (says something funny and unbelieveable) Can you believe that?!?
Person 2: *Laughs so hard phlegm shoots out through his nose*
Person 1: Woah dude, you just had a major nasal ejaculation!

Or

"
Person 2: *spits out all liquid contents of mouth and boogeys go flying*
Person 1: Eeew man! You just had a nasal ejaculation

See also: Nasal Ejaculate (verb form)
by Person_ March 24, 2007
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napalming Vietnam

v. When one has violent diarrhea that burns.
JR: Oh man, what is that smell?

Mark: Unggh... I just got done napalming Vietnam, dude.
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najala

She looks like a monkey. She is pretty, but her attitude is stank. I don't like her. She is fake.
Don't be friends with a Najala.
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napalm

"Who set off that napalm?! the house is on fire!"
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Nasal Orgasm

Intense tingling sensation beginning in your nasal cavity that eventually takes over your face to the point of taking your breath away, leaving you gasping.
'I ran out of butter and sauce so the only thing available to lubricate my bacon sandwich was mustard. The first bite was so damn hot it gave me a nasal orgasm.'
by annabomb June 9, 2019
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Napalm

A napalm is when you drink ducking loads, have beer shits then eat a vinadloo. Spicy diarrhoea
Phworr mate, just dropped a napalm on your mums face
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Nasal Herpes.

the disease in which the nostrils of a male are larger than normal, indicating he has had sex up the nose multiple times, contracting herpes in his nose holes. This can only occur in men.
Alan Rickman. His nasal herpes are extremely evident in the scene in Sweeney Todd when he sits in the chair to get shaved.


"Dude, I think I might have nasal herpes. Can you check?"

"Sure. Tilt your head back."
by fred carpinski February 7, 2009
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