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nattilingus

While performing cunnilingus an ice cold Natural Light is poured from above and lapped up while simultaneously pleasuring your lady.
I was sopping wet from ear to ear when my girl requested nattilingus. Without missing a beat, I grabbed my freshly cracked Natty off the nightstand and started pouring. She shivvered hard from the cold and I almost drowned.
by torqueboy January 5, 2012
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Natasha

Natasha has a fun and bubbly personality. She is laid back but won't stand for anyone messing her about. She can't stand cheating, lying, {indecisiveness} or lack of loyalty. Natasha can be {reserved} but once given reassurance she will open up and reveal her feelings. Natasha can lie for good intentions but never pretend. She will always put others before herself which can sometimes be her downfall. she is kind, caring and always gives expert advice. Once Natasha sets her mind on something, she aims to do it at all costs. She is determined, confident and charming. She has a wacky sense of humour. Natasha is great as a best friend due to her constant support, kindness, generosity and general happiness that is always set to make you smile. Natasha is sociable, approachable and extremely attractive. She knows more than she lets on and is of high intelligence. She is fashionable and likely to start trends. She will deny when at a stage of unhappiness to save fuss and unwanted attention. Although she may do this, she does love lots of attention at the best of times. She wants to feel deeply wanted and loved but never confesses so. She is the perfect partner. Her eyes are pools of sorrow that resemble her past, but also dazzling sapphires that show she is destined to shine. She is a warrior and champion. Everyone wants to be her friend, be like her, BE her. Overall she has the personality of a winner that will have you instantly hooked from the beginning.
"I love you Natasha, no one is like you!"

"Awh that's sweet but i'm nothing special"

"Oh but you are, you're beautiful and so very nice!"

"Other People are nice...."

"Not as nice as you :)"

- A conversation based on the love for Natasha.
by MissKnowAlot August 15, 2018
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National I love you day

On this day tell your partner you love them if you don't have a other than tell your best friend
I love you

I love you too
And happy national I love you day!! ❤️❤️
by graceeeeeeeeee❤️ November 10, 2019
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The Norwegian national hero of all time

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
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National send Tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!
by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020
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National History Day

A form of torture used by history teachers to ensure that their students have no life.
Dude I would have gone out on saturday, but National History Day is killing my social life.
by swcameroncrazy March 12, 2012
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on nation

To put something serious up on your gang or on your set to prove that you telling the truth
Person 1: Man theses niggas just tried to five

Person 2: For real lord

Peron 1: On nation
by Jaydoedadon December 8, 2017
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