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Muddy Geyser

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.
My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.
by Deuce Master December 1, 2014
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Muddy Sausage

A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.
"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"
by Edgyboiii August 29, 2016
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muddy butt duck walk

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.
by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017
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Muayyad

A really nice , kind , funny guy. Who has a really big cock he’s either rich or very rich .He is either Jordanian or Omani , or Egyptian. It’s more commonly know in the Middle East. He is either a business man or a doctor
Muayyad a really rich sexy guy .
by Jamey Trim December 3, 2019
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muddybuddy wedgie

A wedgie, but you put mud into your victims underwear
I gave that dork a muddybuddy wedgie and said If he picked it, I would make him eat his muddy underwear!
by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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Meady

Not good not bad, someone/something you wouldn't look twice at. Very average human being. Someone very Meh
"Yo my bro what do you think about Samantha"
She's kinda meady broski
by VoiceOfTheStreets February 16, 2021
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madyfestation

A book one may find laying around mad dee’s place
Guy: what’s this ??
Mad dee: oh just my madyfestations
by Deez .2 April 13, 2022
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