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Mojito

Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.

Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
That outfit? So mojito.
by Poncho the God June 6, 2025
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Monitration

mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."

First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
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mojito

I honestly have no idea what a mojito is. I think it's those orange triangle chips?
I like mojitos
by fmalover1 August 24, 2025
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Monitor and Merrimack

A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.

The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
by Hitfoot Bigman November 26, 2025
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Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings
The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club
by Dj Fish May 16, 2003
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Pale Mojito

A cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-UP (tm), and mint leaves. Served over ice, typically in a tall glass with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.
Scott enjoyed a Pale Mojito at the pool
by Vegas Scott April 21, 2009
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Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.
by Perspiciens April 1, 2009
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