Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z
Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong
by jeldog May 03, 2023
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Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 24, 2023
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total mong

you sir are a total mong
by mongmna November 28, 2019
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Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch
by Cambar69 December 02, 2020
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The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
by Reills40777 October 04, 2019
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Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.
(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.
by powerwasher69420 February 05, 2023
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