Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.

No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.

by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018

mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 28, 2023

Mongs who pong

A creative inspirational young group. There is never no drama with these twatbags but it’s fine because everyone wishes to be just like them. They’re intelligent when needed and stupid always.

Man I wish I was a Mong who ponged.

A mong who pong is a person who is in the snap chat group chat mongs who pong.

by A.rascal September 7, 2022

Mong

a person who is annoying and very stupid. you like them sometimes but they do get on your nerves to the point where you have to shout at them!

Example 1
“omg look at this and this and this!”
“shut up you absolute mong!”

Example 2
“i can’t believe he broke up with me. WHAT A MONG!”

by pippppeerrrweesman October 18, 2019

Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.

(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.

by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021