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Master lesbianator

The older woman in some pornographic movies who orchestrates lesbian sex between two or more much younger women. Generally one or more of these younger women insist that they are straight. It is the master lesbianator's job to at first scold, then cajole, then direct the younger women in their lovemaking techniques. These women learn very quickly under her more mature tutelage. It is customary for the master lesbianator to sensitively praise the often formerly straight women after completion.
"Hey what's this old broad doing in this lesbian scene?"

"She's the master lesbianator. The other girls wouldn't know what to do without her."

"You're kidding me right?"

"I wish. The director is trying to be artsy."
by Cirdellin January 6, 2010
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snatch master

The master pimp or ruler of pussy.
Bonz got so many bitches, he's a snatch master fo sho.
by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006
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master quiche

To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.
"That guy stiffed me $20, but it's ok, I left a master quiche in his microwave"
by herrsquidward January 13, 2008
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Master Chef

A person who can cook.
Tomat: Hey look, that guy's a cook!
Dillon: Not only am I a cook, I'm also a Master Chef!
by Master Chef Cheflin May 25, 2016
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Sloth Master

One who masters all characteristics and values of a sloth.

A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.

A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
Jones: Hey charlie do you remember that guy that hasent left his apartment for 5 years and then screamed for 2 hours at pedestrians that one day sloths will rule the world?
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.

Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
by Super Beast January 30, 2008
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Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!
Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.
by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010
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nunchuck master daddy

(N) name for someone who is superior to all. They are of any gender ( except the ones that dont exist you feminazi)
My lord, Nunchuck Master Daddy, said hi so I bowed in his presence."
by Itsnotlit May 18, 2017
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