Every day of the year except Christmas and Valentines day (reserved for celebration of women and their sandwich making skills). In celebration of men and their storied history.
by Fuzzy0408 March 30, 2011
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1) Say, did you see that Mictonicar leap across the dusted sky?
2) Jared just had shoulder surgery and is wearing a hefty sling. That's so #LOAM.
3) Mei quit her job at Toys 'R' Us and pursued her 2 true passions; church choreography and juggling fire on unicycles. That was a very #LOAM decision on her part.
4) July 21st marked Rachel's 6th birthday and out of all her gifts, the mini backpack from Uncle Robby was by far the most #LOAM.
5) Jenna made the #LOAMest decision of her life; she adopted a plastic minority named Jamal.
6) T.J: Say, can Mictonicars dance?
Mackenzie: Why of course they can dance! Mictonicars can do whatever the eff they want to do!
2) Jared just had shoulder surgery and is wearing a hefty sling. That's so #LOAM.
3) Mei quit her job at Toys 'R' Us and pursued her 2 true passions; church choreography and juggling fire on unicycles. That was a very #LOAM decision on her part.
4) July 21st marked Rachel's 6th birthday and out of all her gifts, the mini backpack from Uncle Robby was by far the most #LOAM.
5) Jenna made the #LOAMest decision of her life; she adopted a plastic minority named Jamal.
6) T.J: Say, can Mictonicars dance?
Mackenzie: Why of course they can dance! Mictonicars can do whatever the eff they want to do!
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Prep school in Milton, MA.
None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.
Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').
However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.
Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').
However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..
Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..
Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
by Milton02186 April 26, 2011
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by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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The cleaner side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. Has nice, big houses and lots of civilized people. Also is abundant in used condoms and marijuana roaches.
by Emo Skater July 13, 2007
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