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Prep school in Milton, MA.

None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.

Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').

However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..

Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
by Milton02186 April 8, 2011
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