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mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.
Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!
by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018
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Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down
A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro
by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021
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Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."
Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!
by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022
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welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.
Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget
by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018
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Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket
by Madpants April 13, 2011
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suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.
Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.
by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017
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Midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020
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