midgemullet

a short dude, which is always funny with a mullet, which is even funnier

example..... hmm.... A MIDGET WITH A MULLET!

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

emo-midget

Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners and nobody likes you.

Look at that emo-midget crying in the corner. She's so short and apathetic that she reminds me of a lost, homely puppy, that should be put asleep.

by Maria Garlowich April 13, 2009

midget

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

by Sergio Galindo January 11, 2009

Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

Midgetville

A community or micro village of "little peoples" usually with miniature houses and compact cars.

There is a Midgetville is in Vienna, Virginia.

by Kat August 21, 2005

Midge

1: a small fly. see myiasis

Etymology: Middle English migge, from Old English mycg; akin to Old High German mucka midge, Greek myia fly, Latin musca
Date: before 12th century

biting midge gall midge

The hair had lice playing jacks, the pupils were sewer-green, all's he needed was someone to mourn him and maybe a biting midge to keep him off his feet.

by Nco November 23, 2003

mental midget

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007