Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

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Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

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A cold wiener on a windy day in May.

Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out

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where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself

austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning

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When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea

austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning

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A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.

She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.

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When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

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