Pooticulate Matter

Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.

Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.

by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009

eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.

That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!

by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010

Libidinal Materialism

A metaphysical framework developed by the philosopher Nick Land which posits that thought and language are inadequate to know the Real. You have to be afflicted by the Real through affect, and that is the only way you can truly know it.

Libidinal Materialism says that reality is stored in the balls.

by PulsatingShadow December 11, 2020

Doesn’t matter

Holds 0 significance to the world in any way shape or form.

You Know Jasmine yeah her nasty ass doesn’t matter.

by Cle Q June 25, 2020

Original pirate material

So yep … artist …

Inspiration

It’s all around

Ready to absorb

Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …

Original pirate material

Lock down your Ariel …

Today … the fire … it’s back …

Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….

And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …

Go figure …

And new ideas … oh my …

It really is emotion that fuels this artist

Weeks of trying to light the fire

Now it’s lit …

Paint order needed me thinks …

Original pirate material …

45th generation shaman …

Don’t care when I’m spitting …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

mater

the name for a significant other who is a dedicated partner, but where no marriage has taken place. indicative of a much stronger relationship than simply "boyfriend" or "girlfriend."

i'd like to introduce my mater, sheri.

by dankhaddock January 18, 2010

Mommy Material

A girl/woman who's hot,sexy,whom youd like to fuck very hard. Its bascically a female term for the word "Daddy Material".

Oml, that bitch sure is a mommy material. She can dominate me and i wouldn't mind.

by Theonewhodidyourdad October 30, 2021