matchatosis

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

by Richelle H November 16, 2006

Burn Match

When two individuals say mean things about, and to, each other. Usually employed in a teasing, friendly way.

2. Example of a burn match
"I'll be designated driver tonight"
"Thanks for being my DD"
"I'm the only "double D" you're ever gonna get."
"Well, I'd rather have no tits, than an ass that looks like you sat in cottage cheese."
"Hey, my ass wouldn't look so bad if it was hammered by dirty arab pool cleaners everyday, like yours." - BURN MATCH WINNER!!

by darkabove April 30, 2005

Cage Match

A Nicholas Cage film (not movie, any movie with Nick Cage is instantly promoted to film) marathon.

Friend 1 : "Damn, I'm so excited for our Cage Match tonight!"

Friend 2: "Yeah! The Wicker Man and Ghost Rider are some of my favourite films!"

by DogTown July 1, 2012

macha

Feminine for macho. A though modern woman who cracks men's emotion like a peanut shell, uses them for her sexual pleasure, and dumps them, usually fast enough not to let them even try to become seductive or interesting.

Only the modern macha manages to give the declining male what he really deserves in a "romantic" relationship.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

cage match

masterbate

i can't wait to get out of work so i can have a cage match

by jimmy4405 July 22, 2009

Matchbox 20

A band that defined the generic sound of Contemporary Adult Pop music in the nineties. Tends towards simple melodies with a focus on the lead singer's voice.

I'm not crazy, I'm just really really dull.

by Domukaz July 18, 2005

Mix-and-Match Vaccination

When people experienced more mild and moderate side effects, such as more frequent chills, headaches, and muscle pain, after they were jabbed with doses of two different vaccines, compared to being vaccinated with doses of the same vaccine.

Mix-and-match vaccination allegedly gives people longer-lasting immunity, better protection against new variants, or simply gives hospitals the flexibility to swap vaccines should supplies be interrupted.

by MathPlus May 13, 2021