matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.

-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!

by matchstickman January 29, 2008

Motel Matches

Motel matches used to be matchbooks with the motel's name on the cover. If you met a girl or a guy in a bar or wherever and saw them use motel matches to light their cigarettes or someone else's, then it would be possible to assume that this person was a frequent "visitor" to that particular motel...or some kind of sex worker.
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".

There's a chorus in the song that goes:

"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"

Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker

Yeah I thought she was the one. But nope... She was all just motel matches.

I passed on hittin' that.

by shobuz99 July 25, 2019

hatchi matchi

Holy crap

Hatchi matchi that's expensive!

by Chay Z October 9, 2008

maachod

mother fucker; A person who fucks the one who gave them birth commenly known as "mother" or "maa"

maachod(mother fucker) come here
Maachod idher aa!

by mawish May 11, 2006

matching pfp

when the two persons in question have a close relationship with one another and could end up dating.

"hey did you hear about Anthony and Anna??"
"no bro what's up?"
"they have matching pfp, you know what that means."
"already they just started talking!"

by polly pocket (aka. pp) January 16, 2021

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

Derek Machado

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.

That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.

by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019