Masturbation Station

A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!

Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!

Rick: Did you masturbate to come?

Don: Of course! What else is there to do?

by francis p. August 20, 2013

mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.

Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!

by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007

unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

masturbation

when you touch you dick or vagina and rub your dick up and own to get a sensational feeling. you sometimes ejaculate semen. it is perfectly normal.

masturbation is great

by chill_dude98 May 25, 2010

masturvation

a prop or tool used for motivation whilst in the throws of self help (wanking). possibly porn more commonly textile objects. the physical spank bank.

"hey look what i stole of your mum's washing line im gonna use it for masturvation"

by masturvator March 2, 2008

pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand

How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2004

parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.

Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.

by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009