New York Marriage

An agreement between two spouses who hate each other that is is in their best interest to remain married solely for financial purposes.

"Man you ever think about getting a divorce."
"Nah, my wife's a fuckin' lawyer, and our mortgage isn't paid off."
"Geez man, you're stuck in a New York Marriage."

by tmsimps2 May 15, 2016

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018

Drop the Marriage mic

A quick and unexpected divorce.

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018

Quaker’s Marriage

While taking part in a fun nude rumpus in bed, you unknowingly get your lady into a scissor position and proceed to loudly and aggressively fart into her vagina…all the while keeping consistent eye contact. Finish with an i do. (reception party after if you are so inclined)

Woke up this morning next to the ol lady and gave her the old Quaker’s Marriage. Had her screaming Daddy’s name at the top of her lungs.

by Cigarcop October 19, 2022

half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.

My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.

by Dented cat January 12, 2023

Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.

Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.

by Mr.Hangover July 5, 2023

Marriage

1. The legalised prostitution of women.
2. The legalised cuckolding of men.
3. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to hold down anyone who expresses their sexuality in a manner they disapprove of (see bisexuality, homosexuality, polyamory, etcetera).

4. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to distract the American Public from what's really going on.

Preacher: "Do you, Mary, promise to love and obey John?"
Mary: "I do."
Preacher: "And do you, John, promise to love and not lust after Mary?"
John: "I do."

by InaGoddessEye December 28, 2004