Mariah Carey

Quite possibly the most annoying person that has ever lived. Has a good voice, but the personality of a newly catrated dog. She is overweight, but persists in wearing crack whore couture. She absolutely loves herself - bloody annoying

The other contributor has Mariah Careyitis - an infectious disease that passes between teenagers, in which the recipient idolises a sad aging cow, who thinks she is the centre of the universe

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Mariah Carey

Born in Huntington, Long Island, New York, on March 27, 1970, Mariah Carey is a stellar Grammy Award winning American singer, songwriter, actress, and record producer.

In addition, Mariah Carey is known to be the most successful artist of the 1990s in the United States and had the most number-one singles (18 singles) for a solo artist in USA, second overall artist behind the Beatles.

Mariah Carey has a stellar voice range of an astounding 5 octaves with the capability of reaching 8 octaves, as demonstrated in "Emotions". Her most successful album, The Emancipation of Mimi, released April 2005, won Mariah Carey 3 Grammy Awards. Her most recent album is E = MC2, released April 15, 2008.

Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What are you listening to?"

Girl 1: "'Touch My Body' by Mariah Carey. DUH!"

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!

by EddyD August 13, 2008

Mariah Carey

One of the best! Mariah is half Veneszulen/Irish/Black and has the vocal range of a godess. Her music is pure quality and anyone that has anything to say bad about her is just jealous!

man Mariah Carey is the best not even Christina Aguleria could top that shit!

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

Mariah

Mariah is a magnificent woman. She’s independent, beautiful, funny, and a straight up genius. Her eyes are magestic and entrancing, one look and you can never stop looking. She doesn’t give a damn what other people think, and will be the first person to help someone in need. The way she walks makes is hard not to copy, because doing so makes everyone look good, especially her. The way she talks makes you want to record her voice and play it on repeat for hours. Her blonde hair is gorgeous. The way she dresses makes her look like a princess, that’s the title every Mariah deserves.

Man 1: Did you see that?
Man 2: Yea What was that?

Morgan freeman: That was a Mariah my dear children.

by Sandy blonde boy June 22, 2018

Mariah

Probably the most amazing person you with ever meet in your life. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is your everything. She is so incredibly smart and funny. When ever you look at her you fall in love with her more and more. She is so caring and understanding. Her personality could not be better. She is like Blakes, you cant live without her and shes amazing. She is the most amazing, beutiful,smart,funny, caring, wonderful person you will ever meet. Always take a chance so meet a Mariah, you might just fall in love with her.

Mariah is the most amazing person ever.

by JakeyPoo_fuck you September 25, 2019

Mariah

Sucks a lot of dick

Man I love Mariah she gives the best head

by Jeffrey355788$8 December 7, 2019

marihah

THE BEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU OTHERWISE, THEY ARE LYING.

“Marihah is so amazing!”
“Ughh why does everyone keep saying that?”
“Because she is!”
“Well I don’t think so.
“Shut up you lier.”

by Peppa pig 1777777 November 25, 2020