Mayonaise

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

Mayonnaise

NOT an instrument. (English)
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 21, 2020

Makynzi

She’s depressed and beautiful.She needs a hug from everyone.Also she funny.That’s it and she has the fattest shlong ever

Makynzi will kill you

by Makgeezyyy March 9, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

makynlee

Makynlee is such a beautiful girl! She is so so loyal and overall the best friend you could ask for. She is so pretty. She doesn’t feel pretty and is usually insecure, but boy is she wrong! She has a body of the goddess, and her eyes are so very beautiful! You could look in her eyes and get so lost. Makynlee is such a wonderful friend, she is so gorgeous, she is beautiful in every way!!

If you know a Makynlee count you’re self as a very lucky person.

Guy1- Damn who is that
Guy2- That’s Makynlee isn’t she beautiful
Guy-1 Yes, She is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

by puppylover2069 August 12, 2022

Mayonnaise Thrust

When you cum inside her and keep on pumping, hence thrusting the Mayo.

I Gave My wife the Mayonnaise Thrust after cumming prematurely last night.

by Slumin May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise

A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.

This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.

by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023