mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011

the long mong

A large penis

My gosh he has the long mong

by The large cheese January 22, 2021

Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.

Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong

by Wildlings September 24, 2020

Mong

Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

Generally: a total spastic

Stitchcraft is a mong

by ThemeParkMan September 26, 2018

Mong

Some one that acts in a stupid or dumb manner. Can also mean a few people in skybounds!

"why you being a mong for Karl? cut it out!"

by Wateriswet01 July 28, 2021