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mong

mong is an alternative way of saying take the L
by tkgtkntlksn. October 29, 2020
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Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.
No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.
by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018
mugGet the Mongmug.

Mong

hey did you see that mong over there?
that’s ruby lister?
exactly!
by Gemma Collins May 7, 2020
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Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative
"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"
by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023
mugGet the Mongedmug.

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
mugGet the Bobby Mongmug.

Monge

"You are such a monge!"
by KGBsc June 18, 2022
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Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.
"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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