id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008

Mong

Generally a person who has a learning difficulty or struggles to use their brain for good use. Retarded, munted or spastic

Niazi and Mull are fucking dumb cunts. They can’t even create a single chance, the absolute mongs

by Shuano May 17, 2020

Mong

A person of incredible stupidity or someone you strongly dislike

"That guys a mong" or if somebody messes up you might say "Your a mong"

by Matty420 September 7, 2016

Mong Kok

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night

by Cheeki Breeki incarnate May 11, 2021

Mong

A person who has a large ego and feels the need to boast about their achievements. A antisocial gorilla at times and portray themselves as a superior species. They go by the name Farooq,Farhan etc…..

“Oh look at that show off, what a mong!”

by CoonyManker December 16, 2021

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Mong

Someone u want to shag

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick

by KM_7676 March 25, 2023