Milstuck

When, through one way or another, you are locked into a multi-year contract for a product or service (usually against your will).

I can’t get out of it, I’m milstuck!

by Kayajohnjitsu February 28, 2020

Millton

Mr steel your girl and is a goat. Mmmeeehhh.

Millton mr steel your girl

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Military Goggles

When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.

“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”

by beener598 July 13, 2021

Military Grade Shitposting

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022

milktrayal

something like a betrayal but much much worse.

i: how do you eat your cereal ??
d: used to eat it by putting milk first
i: what a milktrayal... our friendship is over

by crveni rakun May 7, 2022

Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

Milktrio

the coolest people to ever walk the planet (aka a group of three people that consists of Ghost, Sol, and Max.)

wait is that milktrio? theyre like... rlly famous

I heard all of milktrio was gay

ayo those the three mfs that are obsessed with those crimeboys guys!

by maxingout September 7, 2022