Military Wife

To be a Military Wife you are to love your spouse whether he’s right next to you or thousands of miles away. A military wife wouldn’t cheat or dishonor their spouse. Not everyone can be a military wife.

I’m a faithful Military Wife and I love my Husband.

by AnOnYmUsBaBe674 October 14, 2020

military spouse

A hard working spouse of a military member, who keeps things safe at the home front where civilian wives would normally Fail.

Leisel and Amanda are the best military spouse's I know!

by Widgets November 24, 2013

andy milonakis

THE BEST FRICKEN SHOW EVER MADE!Andy will have you on the ground laughing from the minute the show starts.His random humor and weird sketches are the best.And yes he is a 29 year old man but that does not mean he still can't be funny.I think everyone should just give him a damn break.Watch Andy every friday at 10:30 on MTV2 or every sunday at 10:30 on MTV!

I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee head.
Bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head.
Now please excuse me i gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and i make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves selfloathing.
*i hate myself* panckae on my face mjakes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
cause its my show you can’t tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons i make beef stew
So yo i gotta go its time for me to rocket i put bologna in my left pocket smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
Cause its my show i’m andy milonakis its my show
I’m smandis smilismakis its my show i’m andy milonakis

by Sam Bam August 30, 2005

French Military Victories

Type 'french military victories' in a Google search and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
What should come up is:
Did you mean: French Military Defeats?

This implies that there have been no French Military Victories

by Miapants June 18, 2008

military style

shaving without a lot of anything.

i was in a real hurry this morning. i had to shave military style

by ddaarrriiiinnnn December 22, 2008

Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.

You are quite the rowdy MNPA

by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004

milftang

Ohio slang for a female's vagina; slang for a very physically attractive female

"I stuck my member in her milftang"

by Coach Carson February 16, 2009