I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler
by maplecookie_s September 21, 2024
The (personal situation in or of) point in any relationship where you no longer care about most of what you hear from others. Or when your friend, spouse etc. or acquaintance no longer listen or hear most of anything you say (unless super important).
He felt himself lapse into message loss after thirty seconds of hearing that choad running his mouth.
by Sonicguppy April 08, 2008
Gigachad sez: On Urban Dictionary, you don't have to be a real dummy and post inappropriate definitions about stuff. Think about your little brother and also if your family sees your definition on the site. You don't have to try and be someone else you're not by writing retardish definitions that may appear funny but in reality are extremely stupid and gross. Be yourself. Don't try to appear funny to other people, just be your normal self.
The Gigachad message is explained above. By writing normal definitions, you are a real chad and not a jerkoff virgin.
by KaRizzmuh February 23, 2023
"Ask before messaging" is a polite and respectful way of approaching someone you want to talk to, either online or in person. It involves taking a few moments to ask permission to message someone or engage them in conversation, before proceeding. It's a great way to ensure that the person is comfortable and interested in the conversation before you begin. It also helps to set the tone of the conversation and build a stronger connection.
ask before messaging/ABM is Asking, requesting for consent before messaging them.
Example:
"Hey, please ask before messaging, thanks!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"It's ok!"
Example:
"Hey, please ask before messaging, thanks!"
"Oh, sorry!"
"It's ok!"
by Sloth_ February 27, 2023
A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.
by krlprl January 11, 2025
Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!
phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx April 25, 2011
Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee May 20, 2012