by Heptune May 12, 2005
Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.
by sheila in the car January 27, 2008
by Miguel Sanchez Rodriguez January 31, 2009
A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.
Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!
by eldog_brisbane April 16, 2008
by smithers91 June 25, 2005
A gigantically huge cumshot, usually executed in the missionary or doggie-style position, and often includes the cumshot landing on the the recipient's face or the back of their head.
I was fucking her doggie and pulled out to shoot my guge load all over the back of her head and ass.
by Chindern February 26, 2009
A great, but still incredibly overrated longboard. While it is awesome for cruising, commuting and carving, the concave is to small and the grip to bad to be a comfortable slider. It is also rather slim, wich when combined with it's length makes it rather limited for dancing. The flex often wears out after a couple years. It does not feel very safe over 35-40 mph, but can be taken faster if you got the skills.
The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.
The main problem with this board however is the price. Many boards can do the same job, but is much more affordable. If you find a cheap one, it is a great begginers board that you will enjoy for many years.
Longboarder #1: Man! This Loaded Dervish is great for carving, but I need something I can take to faster speeds.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.
Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.
Longboarder #2: I know, it feels good, but is a bit limited when it comes to freeriding.
Longboarder#1: The dervish looks perfect to me, but it is to expensive.
Longboarder#2: Thats okay. Look into the Kracked Skulls Scimitar, Bc Eel, Landyatchz 9 two 5 or the Holesom. There are plenty of options.
by Thepeanutlord September 13, 2010