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to be struck by lightning 

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
i want to be struck by lightning

to be struck by lightning 

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

Ride the lightning

To do anything crazy, creative, spontaneous, or original. Also awesome T-shirt brand that has the best t-shirts, that if worn correctly will make the user an aphrodisiac to all opposite sex.
Johnny wanted to ride the lightning, so he backfliped off the cliff to his death.

ball lightning 

Something that will fuck your shit up.
Dude, your shit just got fucked up like ball lightning!
ball lightning by Sniper May 13, 2005

monkey lightning 

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity
1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"
monkey lightning by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

paparazzi lightning

The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.
Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.
paparazzi lightning by TeDePe October 22, 2008