Opulent Kiss

Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.

He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.

by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Grinch kiss

When a person does a gi clean out for 2 days then eats only asparagus and water for 3 days (without pooping) and on Christmas morning that person poops without wiping, goes to their partner and smudge their green star cannon on their partners mouth.

My beautiful wife Karen gave me a grinch kiss for Christmas!

by Jane092413 December 15, 2021

Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.

Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.

by goldteeth July 13, 2020

firebutt kiss

butterfly kiss but on your butt.the fire part happens when you get it.it heats up things in bed.

joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.

by caitlinandchristian March 26, 2009

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

Gyspyville kiss

Male takes a shit, while female sucks his warrior gracefully enjoying the moment together.

Alice gave me a gyspyville kiss last night...

by BigG91 June 22, 2021