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Thunder Knee

To raise Knee in air while jumping and making contact with the body /or, and/ face while thrusting both elbows back with fist balled up also screaming "Thunder Knee!!!" (Eagle helmet will make even more epic!)
As you are about to defeat your opponent and he is dizzy while standing up (Mortal Kombat style) or on there knees (Easiest to do). for the first situation, ask a friend to get on all fours, take a few steps back to gain maximum damage, then proceed to run forward and jump off the back of your friend and scream "Thunder Knee" while drilling your knee in the side of there face or chest with the right knee (Left optional) (Pads if weak in the knee) while your foe is Standing. If you are in the second situation and your opponent is dazed while on knees. Take a few steps back for the maximum momentum, then charge forward and impale your knee into there face while screaming "Thunder Knee!!!". if done right in both situations your opponent should be knocked out or dead. after this proceed to say "YES!!!"
Thunder Knee by 16BiTManiac April 24, 2010

arrow in the knee 

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a memorable quote originating from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. An often repeated stock line throughout the game, it went on to inspire the snowclone “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

Largely owing to the positive reception of Skyrim, “I Took An Arrow To The Knee” eventually became perceived as a hyper-saturated cliche, similar to “The Cake Is A Lie” from the puzzle action game Portal. In response to the indiscriminate usage of the phrase, some fans of the game began posting satirical animations and image macros criticizing its hackneyed nature.

It is also argued that Taking an arrow in the knee is a Nordic saying meaning "Getting married." Thus, "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee," actually means that getting married ended his adventuring career.
I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you...then I got married.
arrow in the knee by Cespanar June 23, 2013
practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.
After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.
knee ride by slipsheet February 4, 2005

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

knee deep in pelican piss 

When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.
I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!
knee deep in pelican piss by TJM3460 November 13, 2011
Leeds United fanatic who never sleeps before games like Middlesbrough at home, and his fanatic status signifies that he knows the score. Windmilling expert and seasoned in giving rival fans a fisting.

Can either be found in the West Stand (John Charles) toilets at Elland Road talking to some young boys who are fanatics of the future, or in the upper East Stand (now closed) eating Fish and Chips that he bought from Graveleys. Or on the WACCOE message board rallying fellow fanatics in his campaign against Leeds United owner Ken Bates, and his high ticket prices which, much to KBEES's dismay, results in low attendances. That combined with the amount of non-fanatics that follow Leeds United, of course.

A good mate of scum fanatic Pete Boyle, KBEES is every happy clapping, prawn sandwich eating, jester hat wearing non-fanatic's worst nightmare.

FKTS
Typical KBEES post on WACCOE:

"Only 16,000 attended tonight's match against Boro at home. I was talking to some young boys in the JC toilets who agreed that we need more fanatics to turn up at Elland Road - and I don't mean jester hat wearing non-fanatics. We were outnumbered by the Boro fans who I gave a few of a good fisting, then I ended the night in the upper east eating Fish and Chips from Graveleys, thinking about how so few fanatics bother to turn up for games like Boro which they should never sleep before

FKTS"

Often resulting in abuse from non-fanatics that don't know the score.