Steven Jones

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.

by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

pulling a George Jones

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.

Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.

by Jrebel July 20, 2012

get Alex Jonesed

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.

"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."

by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018

Ella mae Jones

Disabled crack head

Can u stop being an ella mae Jones

by Drawcauseimawhore September 16, 2020

Big Nigga Jones

.Big .Nigga .Jones is the most powerful being on earth. his penis is so comically large he is unable to have sex

Damn no homo But, Big Nigga Jones has a massive Cock

by Big Nigga Jones December 26, 2020

Rylee Lloyd-Jones

Rylee is pretty fucken cool he is the man and really short. He can throw cheese at your eyes and make them bleed which is fucken built different. we worship rylee and treasure him.

Olivia: “Rylees so cool”
Maddy: “yeah ikr, if only i could be him”
Olivia: “i wish i was Rylee Lloyd-Jones”

by lowkey.ol.via February 17, 2021

Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.

Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE

by Original Name July 17, 2021