This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.
by team mopar November 19, 2004
Get the JOHNSON FESTmug. Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce
by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019
Get the Adam Johnsonmug. An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.
by Gamermann March 20, 2019
Get the Ms. Johnsonmug. a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.
by christopher beherns November 26, 2007
Get the negro johnsonmug. Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005
Get the randy johnsonmug. by Colin the big boi Johnson July 21, 2019
Get the Morgan Johnsonmug. What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.
Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.
by xendord November 26, 2022
Get the Johnson Alertmug.