jensen

the ugliest rat thing that ever lived he is an absolute piece of crap and is a sexist pig and needs to die in a hole his face makes people want to die

Ew that guys a creep
Yeah he’s a jensen

by feminists unite December 9, 2022

Angry Jensen

When you eat two hungry man dinners at one sitting, then forcefully throw up the contents due to sheer guilt.

You were so mad last night that you pulled an angry jensen, there was puke all over the floor.

by Macinitis May 7, 2010

Mad Swagga Jensen

Someone who thinks they are cool; the act of trying to be cool; not having swagga

Jacob tried talking about how he is mad swagga jensen because he screw someone over on a sale.

by BS, JC, AH November 30, 2011

Jens

Ultimate NERD. Lord of the geeks. Infected by NIMDA. Bando.

Haha...it's Jenz

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Jenison

Jenison, Michigan. Is where all people are welcomed. We are no whores or sluts. We have a good Fine Arts program. (Plays,Orchestra,Band,and Choir) We have 5 elementarys (K-6), 1 Early Childhood Center, 1 Junior High (7-8), and 1 highschool (9-12). We are respectful, kind, curtosy, and a lot more, other than Hudsonville (A town over.) We have nice facilutys and a nice pool!

1 person: Do you like Jenison?
2 person: Yes I do! I'm in orchestra and they have fantastic teachers! Also I do swimming and they have a nice pool!
1 person: Cool! I might switch from Hudsonville, since kids get in fights all the time, to Jenison!
2 person: SWEET!! :D

by Jtown Girl 13 August 19, 2012

Jenessa

Gay ass meme machine with childhood trauma. Has useless serial killer knowledge and likes to eat rice pudding.

Jenessa is gay.

by Weew000 September 7, 2018

jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007