jizz windows

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.

Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.

by R. Tran December 3, 2006

jizz bomb

A big wad of jizz or cum a man lets go while he is having an orgasm. :)

Man, i just jizz bombed on thats sluts face!

by Jewish slut January 7, 2003

jizzable

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz

"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."

by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008

Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

Jizz of Death

When a girl becomes obsessed with a guy because of his Jizz

Dude 1: Yo Greg, Why is Rachel obsessed with you?
Greg: Fucking Jizz of Death

by The Cheez Master December 2, 2009