jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

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Jared Lipp

A name used for the boy at school who attracts all the gay boys, and secretly likes it. Sometimes can be found docking under the bleachers at football games.

Wow that kid is such a Jared Lipp pretending he’s doesn’t like the gay kids looking at his ass.

by ApeGoblin January 11, 2020

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Jared Daniels

White straight male with gay tendencies at which is suppressed through radical acts (defecating in a field, snorting cocaine, etc.) and having sexual intercourse with females without consent.

Man 1: Yo bro this girl last night got it bad.
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol

by bjake February 26, 2020

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Jared Aka Jeron is my guy u know. This Donny is lanky af but he literally doesn't care, he will do anything for literally anything. He loves to BUY stuff from bare shops, mostly Sainsburys. He also loves to cycle for some retarded reason, needs a bit of a wake up tbh

Jared Aka Jeron's guy : A yoo Jared Aka Jeron what u saying u lanky cyclist
Jared Aka Jeron: Nothing g nothin

by Crackisgoodforyourhealth March 10, 2020

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