January 30th

January 30th is national smack your drug dealers ass day.

Aye bro it’s finally January 30th!!

Wym dude
Smack my ass it’s a national holiday

No cap u said that yesterday

January 30th by kitty.catcher November 4, 2019

January 29th 

If a girl is born on this day dont let her go wife her up she is beautiful smart funny etc. Go up 2 her on this day and kiss her

January 29th = WIFE HER UP

January 29th by 4seasons November 4, 2019

january 13th

january 13th is a day to honor badass clown bitch awareness, all the real niggas are born on that day .

“you’re an actual fucking clown” “yeah i was born on january 13th”

january 13th by cameranian👀 October 15, 2019

January 10 

January 10th is National prank day! pull someones chair from beneth them or spray water and pretend you sneezed on them

its January eleventh
no its not-
haha get pranked i knew it was January 10

January 10 by BenDover696969696969420 October 27, 2019

january 18 

national spongebob day
watch spongebob and shit idk

roadman 1: wagwan fam
roadman 2: alright blud?
roadman 1: ye lad my birthday on january 18
roadman 2: so wot fam?
roadman 1: its spongebob day
roadman 2: ah that proper peng
random chav: oi roadman, ye you’s proper fire fam is your birthday january 18?
roadman 1: ye fam lets go

january 18 by kurber bing October 28, 2019

January 28th 

The baddest bitches were born on this day.

Known for being confident, independent, nice but not people you should mess with.

“When is your birthday?”
“January 28th”
“So you a bad bitch”
“Yh I know”

January 28th by Saysomethingbitch October 28, 2019

January 2nd 

bully your boyfriend day! does your boyfriend bully you and call it teasing? Well if so January 2nd is your day! You can bully and tease your boyfriend all you want without feeling bad! :)

G:haha take the L, you looser

B: why are you saying that?
G: because it’s January 2nd! Duh

January 2nd by Nedwazoski January 2, 2020