He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
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he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda
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Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!
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So, you think you like Jacob, name every cute quality of his-
1. Kind
2. Just all around cute
3. Very epic gamer
4. Always willing to help
5. Young wise man
6. Has good music taste
7. Has some sick hobbies
8. Open-minded
9. Just adorable :3
10. Humerous
11. Trys to make others happy even when he's not at his best
12. Extremely trust worthy
13. Honest
14. He cares :P
15. Loyal
16. Relaxing to talk to
17. Can make others happy by being happy himself
18. Has a cute voice -w-
19. Easy to talk to
20. Can be shy but once you get to know him, hes very open
21. Trustworthy
22. Mature (most the time lmao)
23. Will always find a way to make you feel better when you're sad
24. He puts his friends in front of himself
25. Unauthorized therapist lol
26. Logical
27. Trys his best at everything
28. Wants to help (almost) everyone
29. Will always check up on you
30. Every message he sends is cuter than the last
31. Sticks up for what he believes in
32. Helpful
33. Active and fit
34. Not afraid to speak his mind
35. Doesn't care what others think about him
36. He always sends cute msgs
37. He always sends cute pictures
38. Protective
39. Extremely nice
40. Fun to vibe with
41. Has big brain
42. Really chill
43. Will always put a smile on your face
44. Charming
45. Would stay up all night just to say good morning to you
46. Jacob is biggest qt
I would write more but I've reached the word limit of 1500
1. Kind
2. Just all around cute
3. Very epic gamer
4. Always willing to help
5. Young wise man
6. Has good music taste
7. Has some sick hobbies
8. Open-minded
9. Just adorable :3
10. Humerous
11. Trys to make others happy even when he's not at his best
12. Extremely trust worthy
13. Honest
14. He cares :P
15. Loyal
16. Relaxing to talk to
17. Can make others happy by being happy himself
18. Has a cute voice -w-
19. Easy to talk to
20. Can be shy but once you get to know him, hes very open
21. Trustworthy
22. Mature (most the time lmao)
23. Will always find a way to make you feel better when you're sad
24. He puts his friends in front of himself
25. Unauthorized therapist lol
26. Logical
27. Trys his best at everything
28. Wants to help (almost) everyone
29. Will always check up on you
30. Every message he sends is cuter than the last
31. Sticks up for what he believes in
32. Helpful
33. Active and fit
34. Not afraid to speak his mind
35. Doesn't care what others think about him
36. He always sends cute msgs
37. He always sends cute pictures
38. Protective
39. Extremely nice
40. Fun to vibe with
41. Has big brain
42. Really chill
43. Will always put a smile on your face
44. Charming
45. Would stay up all night just to say good morning to you
46. Jacob is biggest qt
I would write more but I've reached the word limit of 1500
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