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jessica simpson

an individual who has been terribly sheltered for too long. her parents still run her life, especially her father (who seems rather suspicious and creepy). she has also been spoiled, but not to a point that would ruin her personality.

jessica simpson is often credited by magazines for being one of the most attractive women in the world. unfortunately, a lot of INDIVIDUALS beg to differ. while she was blessed with a very good body, her face is not too attractive and she requires heavy makeup to bring emphasis to her eyes instead of her nose and squared jaw.

her voice is great but not exactly put to good use as far as music goes, having the back beats destroy the way she flows.

her hair is platinum blonde, much as any other pop star's. she seems quite a bit like almost all of the girls that one sees nowadays on networks such as MTV and VH1's top lists.

her intellect is questionable. televised, she seems to have the personality of a rock and a brain the size of an aspirin. whether this is an act or it is realistic is a good question.

if it is an act, she is very disrespectable for putting on such a derogatory show in order to make money, for it does not just disrespect her, but also the female gender.

if, in fact, she really is that dumb... well, i'd blame her parents for focusing more on her celebrity life than her brain, for she seems like she has the potential to be at least moderately smart.

jessica simspon, in my own opinion, is overrated and highly ANNOYING. however, many males (as well as female fans of her music and role as daisy duke in the recent production of "the dukes of hazzard") will beg to differ that she is a "blessing" and a "gift from god." that's actually just their erections talking.

jessica simpson kind of gives girls a bad name, idea, and self-image with her "innocent" personality paired with her risque behaviors/photoshoots/etc. she is slowly becoming lindsey lohan-esque.
average male: jessica simpson is gorgeous.
average female: ... *sadface*
by pandrea July 31, 2006
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Jassim

A guy with a huge penis and smacks out hassouna like bongos
Hussayn Dia: Hey Jassim!
Jassim Ozeir: BOOM "Knock out!"
Hassayn Dia: *Dead*
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Wet Jessie

When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.
She was sleeping, and I was horny. I watched a porn quietly, then gave her a Wet Jessie.
by Ken Fisher August 31, 2005
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jessicasian

jessicasians are the most beautiful girls on the planet. it's comprised of jessica alba and all hot asian females.
trevor hit the car in front of him as he drooled over two jessicasians walking by on the sidewalk.
by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006
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Jessica Hopkins

The perfect example of a loving, kind person whom makes your life awesome and makes you smile whenever you talk to her.
She was so "Jessica Hopkins"ing today!
by Dr. Tuque November 21, 2010
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Jessikat

A girl who was borned with the name Jessica but chooses to be called Jessikat by her pals and marras. It is also a person who can fall from a huge building and still land on her feet. Jessikat's hobbies consist of climbing trees and following through.
Emily: Wubut today Jessikat?
Jessikat: I had sixxxxx shotdsss uv vodddy kay nd then a folleeyed thru in beddddDddDdd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AcTiVeMuSlIm12 August 22, 2011
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Jessie

The most amazing person you'll meet, she'll make the must out of everything. She is so beautiful and you should consider yourself lucky if you have one. She is so caring and brings the best out in everyone. She has her blonde moments, but usually she's extremely smart and creative. She'll mean the world to you, there is so much to love about her, you can really be yourself with her and she will take you for who you are.
Person 1: Man, she's cute.

Person 2: She's probably a Jessie.
Person 1:Dang, I wish I had a Jessie.
by TurtleTown27 November 28, 2016
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