Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
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This person likes to fuck Ben :)))
Ben and Ivan fucked again
by M_I_L_F August 30, 2021
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Very hot sexy sexy sexy man. He could fuck me as much as he wants, huge cock bro. Literally sweetest dude ever and I'm not 100% he's straight, he's probably bisexual or something. Always an Aquarius and always best advice and opinion on everything but with like a hink of god complex. Hes an asshole but super funny and sweet at the same time. He has amazing hugs and he is good at art. He can also cook, he gives house-husband energy and he makes you laugh a lot. Again, very sexy, charming, sweet, funny, huge cock, hazel eyes with dark brown hair and glasses sometimes. Kinda short tho but he still slays and shit. PULLS HELLA BITCHES BRO, Ivan is awesome.
Girl 1: Omg that guy fr to fine, whats his name?

Girl 2: That's Ivan, he fine asf i know
by Ivans so fine November 08, 2022
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Ivan has the dick of a god. U will never want another man in your life after him. Cause he‘s THE man. Just don‘t let ur ivan get a buzzcut. They look like shit with it. Love u
Omg, why is it so big ivan??
by Yomum969 August 15, 2023
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To go out drinking and not make it to work the next day. Originally from Ivan the Great who was renowned for heavy binge drinking. Then being out of action for days
"Where is Steve today?" "He was celebrating his girlfriends birthday last night and is doing an Ivan today"
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usually cheerful, fun, caring and sweet. sometimes mean and sarcastic. love affections. especially cuddles and kisses. very good at hiding their problems but one day they will tell someone they trust to vent. sometimes acts like grandparents. protective. usually jealous on the tiniest thing. will admit to their crush that they have feelings for them but they would always say "im not ready for a relationship" when their crush asks them out. yeah, they're really fun to be with. a whole boyfriend/girlfriend material.

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someone: mom meet my friend! his/her name is Ivan.

mom: ship
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Ivan is a very handsome man with a nice farm life
Ivans chickens are amazing and good
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