Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

ivan silva

term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF

That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.

by sam silva May 3, 2023

Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019

Ivan

A sexy, smart, and sweet guy who enjoys a niche outdoor activity. However, fears commitment.

Girl: Omg. He’s so cute!!
Friend: Be careful with that one. He’s an Ivan.

by Frogssss November 6, 2022

Ivan Bruce

A terrorist at heart, best mates with Osama Binladen crackin a cold one with Hitler and his polish mates

Is that Osama, he must be here to see Ivan Bruce

by ISIS GOD October 31, 2023

Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.

Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

Ivan

Ivan is a very handsome man with a nice farm life

Ivans chickens are amazing and good

by cupcake671 July 18, 2021