Infinite Improbability English

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)

by NutellaBear May 25, 2016

Infucktuated

Infucktuated is defined as an unhealthy attraction to a particularly eye catching, pant wetting fitty.....

"Oh my Lord.... I cant stop thinking about that hot barmaid Mimsy... I'm totally Infucktuated with her... I'm ordering another coke"

by Eppsy1 October 1, 2016

Infanichit

Not enough funds in the bank; pocket way short; waiting on friday; broke as hell

I tried to make that call to your boy but I had infanichit funds on my phone.

by Shorty Reese November 3, 2016

Infatuably

When only two people believe they are in love far beyond infatuation.

The teenagers felt (infatuably) connected but it lasted only a month.

by Phoophoo February 18, 2017

infires man

An inside joke of BTS. When YoongI (Suga) tried to say "Inspires man"

Suga:Infires man!!

Jungkook:* High five*
Rapmon: It's Inspires.
Suga and Jungkook: Inspires man while doing a high five.

by Jimin.Bts.Yoongi March 6, 2017

Infant Killah

A male generally teenage or young adult, who makes a habit of dating younger women and girls, generally used to poke fun at questionable behavior and persons , of Caribbean origin

"Chhhhh, yo Brian did you see Sean with that 9th grader?" - Kevin

"Yeah bruddah, he's a real infant killah" - Brian

by KYSeaman345 November 6, 2017

Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

by bob3d July 25, 2018