Ignoranus

Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

Don't listen to that ignoranus. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Witless in Seattle February 18, 2017

No-Ignorance

A word used by educated peoples in order to justify a prior act of stupidity.

A Radio DJ comes to work dressed in a hot dog suit. When a listener named Vise Evans sees this on the internet web camera, he calls in to the station.

Vise: Dude, you are a fool for doing that. *Laughs*

Radio DJ: No-ignorance!!

Vise: Okay man, I guess you're covered.

by VisexXxEvans July 1, 2009

Artificial Ignorance

Purposefully made up fake "facts" to dumb down and confuse people.

Example: anything Trump says.

Fox News is an actual propaganda organ whose purpose is to create artificial ignorance in our society.

by jeffsyrop August 10, 2018

ignoratheist

The type of atheist that, instead of intelligently arguing, will just spit insults at you and then bring up completely random things about religion that had nothing to do with what you were talking about when you refute their point.

"Dinosaurs were real!"
"Yes, they were real."
"What? You're not supposed to believe that! I tell you what you believe and what I say GOES! You do NOT believe in dinosaurs!"
"Actually...---"
"WELL SHUT UP, what about vestigial organs?"
"Well, --"
"SHUT - UP, you're so ignorant! It's IGNORANCE! AAAAHHH!."
"You're a hypocrite and an ignoratheist... Stop wasting my time"

by Link Gray September 6, 2007

iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.

"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.

and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....

by Mastress September 7, 2009

ignorance is bliss

A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.

Examples

Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”

Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”

Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”

Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”

Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”

by someonesafan80 April 23, 2011