Heinbaugh

A red-headed drunk.

Mr. Heinbaugh guzzled 27 pints.

by G-Pack March 2, 2004

heina

the other woman, or your girl on the side

My heina and me are gonna hang out while my girl is out of town.

by RedNeck Grrrl November 16, 2009

heinous horror hag

a woman who is so ugly that you are required to be the age of 18 to look at otherwise a severe shitting of the pants will occur

paul: "have you seen that ugly bitch over there?"
john: "yeah, what a heinous horror hag"

by ickle sidney moose May 27, 2006

heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.

Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"

by Tyrone Kizzaps December 14, 2008

Heinz 69

When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.

You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.

by Ynarman July 12, 2010

Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005

Heinlein

Getting an underage girl drunk while pretending to be drunk yourself, and then trying to take advantage of them.

Mike was trying to Heinlein that bitch at the party last night

by Gremlin Team Racing December 12, 2008