truffle huffing

During sex when a fat girl is on top and out of breath. Similar to the sound of a pig hunting for truffle mushrooms in the forest.

That chick was truffle huffing hard last night in bed.

by Kaveman Psychology December 5, 2018

choad huffer

A guy or gal who REALLY likes to perform fellatio so they can swallow the semen.

Smooch was always cruising the gay bars looking for choad huffers.

by THE CareBear September 8, 2019

Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD)

Paralysis from the waist down for no apparent reason. Effects can be permanent. Only affects extremely humble and attractive individuals, most notably Ronald A Huffer.

Sam lives with Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD), he is so brave to continue, as well as handsome and charming.

by samyull March 20, 2023

fart huffling

when someone overpraises and flexes their achievements or anything they own to the point where they're sucking themselves off. however, said thing is not that impressive.

Person 1: Look at this painting I did for art class! Can't you see the amount of effort I put into it? The skillful work of paint? Blah blah
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling

by Zxi_Shitou May 7, 2023

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

Huffleberry

The sticky shards of fecile matter left in your undergarments and trousers.

There are huffleberries in my trousers.

by Christopher Baldukas May 16, 2005

huffing on my piece

1. to sexually aggress upon; literally -to breathe heavily on one's penis

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: riding my jock

a. "bro, you should try to hit that. she's been huffing on your piece all night."

b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."

by kagus christ March 3, 2005