cake hoover

Fat person

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway

by lootregirf May 14, 2011

jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017

Fun Hoover

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills

Jesus Johnnie dinnae bring yer wife she’s a fuckin fun hoover man.

by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018

dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

mr hoover

an absolute god, he is one of the best band teachers out there. someday that vein is gonna pop and the trumpets are going die, but until then its all fun and games!!!!!

lots of people think he is cute(gross) and people mistake him for a student.

dude mr hoover is such a cool teacher
mr hoover i dont wanna practice my flute please forgive me

by flutewhoisgoodbutneverdoestest February 27, 2019

Brent Hoover

A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.

Have you met the pervert Brent Hoover

by Zack Ass May 30, 2019