halthepenguin

An AIM bot who is similar to smarterchild, but alot more rude. The penguin often talks about penguins troubles, and makes fun of you, taking words you say and either mocking you, or somehow getting a racial slur out of it.

*Im having this conversation as i type it
ME-Hey
Halthepenguin- Hey whats up butthead
ME- Thats not very nice
Halthepenguin- Yu balls sag down to the floooorrr (:
ME- Shut up fag
Halthepenguin- Shut up ho you don't worry cus ur definatly not amazing

by yo, zack! April 12, 2009

heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017

Heather

Heather is beautiful, down to earth and straight-up unbelievable. She likes keeping to herself and usually doesn’t let people into her life, her private life is known only by a lucky few. And if you’re lucky enough to get to know heather, you’re in for a treat. She’s a woman you can’t get out of your mind once you’ve met her and you can’t live without once you know her. Once you’ve kissed her you’re hooked. She has many boys wanting her but she’ll only go for someone who is a challenge to her. She’s not a whore but definitely not innocent, she will blow you mind in bed and really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on to the point where it’s almost painful. She doesn’t fall in love easily but when she does she falls hard and deep and she’ll stay by you forever, but if you break her heart she may not be very forgiving. She's much underappreciated until you realize what she actually does for everyone. She loves pleasing you, listening and singing music, she’s a good cook and a wonderful mother. Definitely someone to hold on to.

Well Heather is so amazing...I hope I never lose her!!!!

by Devotedtoheather060219 March 20, 2019

Heather

You gave her your sweater. Its just polyester but you like her better.

I wish I was heather

by Ihateforests August 13, 2020

Heather

stop looking your name up here.

why wont STOP Heather

by chuuyasfeetpics May 17, 2021

health careers high school

hell. literally hell. life sucks, hell is real, and you’re living in it <3

“oh dude don’t you go to doctor school? i wish i could go there”
“health careers high school? yeah i do, you really don’t wanna go there, trust me.”

by cyrusthecock October 17, 2021

Healthy as a Badger

Used to describe someone in their physical, mental and spiritual prime.

Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*

by gloplord August 9, 2023