1) your dying and you need to call an ambulance and in that case No.
2) you were doing something inappropriate and your parents walked in
3) your are an intergalactic organism studying the homosapien race or a confused grandma , in which that case it is a shorter way of saying please send help.
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.