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Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women
Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank
by Cary Grants April 12, 2020
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tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards
by voodles1 September 16, 2018
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Clark Conner Hanks

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.
by ccrhanks1415@gmail.com September 8, 2021
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hank 3

Hey I take my shots straight out of the jug and I like to grt pure drunk in the Mississippi mud
Babababababaa
Hank 3-Looks like hank sr on weed
Because he is
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Hank Hilling

Hank Hilling (verb, slang):
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).

👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
by Norm frihole August 30, 2025
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Hanking

Tim got locked up for hanking in Time Square and someone caught him white handed.
by Hanking Harold January 1, 2025
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stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
by arytna February 25, 2023
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